Ouch

Thus begins your peek into the life of a girl who seems to encounter more than her fair share of little ouches and ouch inducing incidents.

Please see below for a recap of the Oii's (ouch inducing incidents...pronounced 'oys') I have suffered this week:

-Burned my finger cooking. Scalded off fingerprint portion of middle right finger. Spent afternoon speculating how this will affect the ability to identify my corpse should I be violently killed and all that remains is fingerprint portion of middle right finger.

-Popped a pimple on my upper lip the day before cousin's wedding. Forced to attend cocktail reception with mound of beige cover-up resembling snot, fused to my upper lip.

-Walking briskly with head turned back over shoulder to converse with my boss, walked directly into large pillar in center of gallery. Moderate physical pain, but credibility gravely wounded.

-Close friend had scooter accident necessitating emergency surgery on his left leg. His kneecap is smashed to bits. He will be in ortho rehab for at least 3 months. While visiting him in hospital he complimented me on the lovely shape of my ass. Am feeling cheered that at least his spirit is intact.